Super Pii Pii Brothers promotes good bathroom skills and allows women to experience for the first time the pleasure of urinating while standing.”
a parody via thinkgeek.com
Then i ran across this video/advertisement for WhizBiz.
i think i want one of these! Just in case. You never know. 
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May 17th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Kinkerbelle, what’s up with a woman wanting to pee like a man? Do you beautiful and temperate ladies really envy a man’s ability to drown a colony of ants without having them climb angrily up his anus? Hmmm? Trust me, the freedom to wave a golden wand is balanced by the need for discretion. Ever wonder what that phrase “Pissing in the wind,” really means? I’ll tell you, sweetheart-self-you (you Kink, the one with the spectacular tits and all that other womanly stuff). “With freedom comes responsibility.” You’ve heard that, right? Well, it’s fucking true! The first time a young man exercises his freedom and pisses into the wind, that golden wand will shatter - into millions of droplets - and that golden flow will reverse its motion, and blow back like a stinky cat from hell, soaking jeans, face, and boots with semi-spunk. This may be news to you. I suspect it is, because women are protected from such unfortunate male-rites-of-passage by their anatomy. Kink, truly, it’s a good thing. Trust me. You’re too beautiful to lie to… maybe…
May 18th, 2008 at 8:57 am
This is friggen hilarious!!
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