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Hot & Sexy Tamales
And the world wonders why I think about sex all day?
Ode to Cajun Country
You don’t know this, but I was raised in Louisiana and one of my childhood nicknames
was “gator bait.” No shit.
Two weekend of Mardi Gras and I am spent. No wonder its the beginning of Lent!
After all this party - a body NEEDS to give up it’s evils and crutches.
But, You know me, [...]
good grief
I am trying to imagine the reaction of my co-workers if I had this chair at work.
thanks gordon.
Copy Sluts
Naughty copies being made over at Viceland.
And to think, all I normally have to complain about concerning the copy machine at work, is that someone neglected to load the paper. I shudder to think someone could have done this in my office!
*innocent stare
Found via atomicsexkitten.com
Hump Day
PortaRump™ for any given humpday or to practice your spank-o whacks.
I can’t provide a link to purchase, sorry… they are currently on 7 year back-order, thanks to Billy Mays.
*yes, I need counseling. Know anyone?
Caption This
I have to admit - I got nothin’. WTF?
Caption This
Fisting Vibe?
Does this Handy “Hand” Massager look pervert-able to you?
I am sure if I saw a guy at work with this, that I would think nothing of it. After all, the vibrating knuckles are good for sore muscles. Not at all. *cough
What’s in YOUR happy meal?
Your search is over. I have found the Penis Shaped Chicken Nugget that you’ve been dreaming of.
*wtf and why??
I don’t know who I am worried about most. The one that wins it, the one that is selling it, or me for sharing it.
Girl Skin Rug
Made from: Silicone rubber, wood, glass, human hair, glass, magnets
By Artist Chrissy Conant: “To exorcise a part of my psyche that feels powerless and objectified, I laid fully shaven, covered with Vaseline, and immobilized for hours, in a spread eagle position, while being covered with bucketfuls of gelatinous mold-making material. With the impressions, I made [...]
Mannequin Love
Jill’s cousin Clara is basically kidnapped into slavedom/marriage to some freak off the street in Las Angeles named Dauveed.
What is the world coming to?
From my research I have found comments by people who claim to have seen Dauveed with Clara walking around Hollywood which would imply that the marriage was taken seriously in his [...]
Household Toy Tips!
Handy Household Sex Toy Tips.
I think I might bring an old rabbit vib out to the pool this weekend to help mix up the mojitos and provide pocket pussies for all the beer drinkers to keep them cold. ha!
Heloise would never had shared THESE ideas with you.
Kudos to homemade-sex-toys.com for another good laugh. [...]
Happy Dark Side of Oz
Happy 70th Birthday to the 1939 film The Wizard of Oz.
I feel obligated to share the urban legend (that to me is too freaky to be coincidence)
You match up Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon with the movie. And it works! It really does. I have been obsessed with this since I [...]
Must Have Monday
I don’t know where to start here. I can’t begin to tell you about the little jar that ClassicErotica.net sent me to try of Cleopatra’s Secret Female Response Crème. In fact, I let it set on my nightstand for a week or more before I even tried it. (idiot)
Reason is, [...]
D.I.Y.
A handy Do It Yourself weekend project. A homemade beanbag fuck chair / fuckable trash bag.
Ohh-kay! I’ve heard of “fucking trash” but this gives a whole new meaning. Please submit photos if you are so inclined to try it. LOL
via homemade-sex-toys.com
